A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders, using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same flavor Lifesaver, one at a time, and the children began to say:

"Red..............cherry"

"Yellow...........lemon"

"Green............lime"

"Orange...........orange"

Finally, the professor gave them all a "Honey" Lifesaver. After eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers on the floor and yelled, "Spit 'em out quick - they're Assholes!"