Outhouse
Ma was coming in from the yard when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out
and fix the outhouse!!"
Pa replies, "Thar ain't nuthin' WRONG with the outhouse!"
Ma yells back, "Yes there is! Now git out there and fix it."
So Pa moseys out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There
ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"
Ma replies, "Stick yer head in the hole."
Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole."
Ma says, "You have to stick yer head in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back,
"Ma, There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse."
Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole."
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling,
"MA!! HELP!! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies, "HURTS . . . DON'T IT!?!"
"if the hair so long its gettin caught in the seat.... Its time to shave ma!!!!"
