What does a kiss taste like?
One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.
She picked a little boy to do the first test.
She blindfolded him, put a hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"
"No I don't ", said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a little clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your mom before he goes to work."
Suddenly, a little girl in the back of the room yelled..... "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass."