Girl's Night Out

 

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out, but had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

 

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves, and she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they

proceeded to go home.

 

The next day one of the women's husbands phoned the other husband and said "These damn girl nights have to stop. My wife came home with no panties". "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck in the crack of her butt that said "From all of us at the Fire Station. We will never forget you!".

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