Dick's Classroom Visit

So Dick Cheney is making a quick public appearance in a 5th grade classroom to improve his image. He finishes his talk and then announces that there will be a 20 minute question and answer session.

A young boy named Billy raises his hand and says, "Mr. Cheney, I have a three part question:

1. Why did you invade Iraq with no planned exit strategy;
2. How did your company, Halliburton, get a no-bid contract to rebuild;
3. Do you really think things are going to get better anytime soon?"

Suddenly, the bell rings for recess and all of the kids go out to play.

When they get back, a girl, Sarah, raises her hand and says, "Mr. Cheney, I have a 5 part question:

1. Why did you invade Iraq with no exit strategy;
2. How did Halliburton get that bid;
3. Are things really getting better;
4. Why did the recess bell ring 15 minutes early;
5. And where the hell is Billy??"

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