What Sex Are They?

ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in,
 but you can always see right through them.
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SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with
its tongue hanging out.
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 COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a
while to warm up.
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 TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over
 inflated.
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 HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go
 anywhere you have to light a fire under it and, of
course, there's the hot air part.
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 SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable
 and retain water.
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 SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to
 pick people up.
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 HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight
  shifts to the bottom.
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 HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the
 last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
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 REMOTE CONTROL - female ... Ha! You thought male.
 But consider this: it gives men pleasure, he'd
  be lost without it, and while he doesn't always
 know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying