FINALLY, A TATTOO THAT MAKES SENSE!
A guy gets home late one night and his wife says,
"Where the hell
have you been?" "I was out getting a tattoo." "A
tattoo?" , "What
kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred
dollar bill on my
penis." "What the hell were you thinking? Why did
you get a hundred
dollar bill on your penis?"
"Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow
. . . Number two,
once in a while, I like to play with my money . .
. Third, I like
how money feels in my hand . . . And lastly,
instead of you going
out shopping, you can stay right here at home and
blow a hundred
bucks anytime you want!"