God's Creations

God created the heavens and the earth in five days, on the sixth he
created man, on the seventh he rested and as he slept Satan snuck in and
created woman. When God rose he was angered and banished Satan to the
depths of Hell. But he so loved woman that he let the creation remain.
after thousands of years of listening to mans cries of anguish caused by
woman he decided to give man an alternative. That was the day Harley
Davidson was born.