BEFORE IT STARTS

                                                           
 A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair,
 turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a
 beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but  
 brought him a beer.                                       
                                                           
 When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another    
 beer. It's gonna start." This time she looked a little    
 angry, but brought him a beer.                            
                                                           
                                                           
 When it was gone, he said, "Quick, one more beer before it
 starts!                                                   
                                                           
                                                           
 "That's it!" She blows her top! "You waltz in here, flop  
 your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then    
 expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize
 that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?     
 Don't you realize ....."                                  
                                                           
                                                           
 The man sighed. "DAMN It's started!"