Two family's move from India to America.

  When they arrive, the fathers make each other a bet

  In a year's time, whichever family has become more American will win.

  A year later when they meet again,

  The first guy says, "My son's playing baseball,

  I had McDonald's for breakfast

  And I'm on my way to pick up

  A case of Bud for tonight.

  How about you?

 The second guy says, "Fuck you, Towel-head!"