New England Temperature Conversion chart :
70 degrees F: Floridians dig out their sweaters.
People in New England enjoy the Fourth of July.
60 degrees F: Southern Californians shiver
uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe.
50 degrees F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
People in New England plant gardens.
40 degrees F: Italian & English cars won't start.
People in New England drive with the windows down.
32 degrees F: Distilled water freezes. The water at
Moosehead Lake in Maine starts getting cooler.
20 degrees F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear,
gloves, wool hats. People in New England throw on a
flannel shirt, buttons open.
15 degrees F: New York City landlords finally turn up
the heat. People in New England have the last cookout
before it gets cold.
0 degrees F: All the people in Miami die. New
Englanders close the windows.
10 degrees below zero: Californians escape en masse to
Mexico. Girl Scouts in New England sell cookies
door-to-door.
25 degrees below zero: Las Vegas disintegrates. People
in New England rummage around the attic to find some
winter coats.
40 degrees below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot
air.
People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 degrees below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North
Pole. Some New Englanders are frustrated when they
can't start their "kahs".
460 degrees below zero (absolute zero on the Kelvin
Scale): All atomic motion stops. People in New England
start saying . . . "Cold 'nuff for ya?"