THE AMISH ELEVATOR

 An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by

 almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls

 that, could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked,

 "What is this Father?"

 The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never

 seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy

 and his father were watching with amazement, and obese older woman in

 a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls

 opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed

 and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the

 walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the

 last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally

 the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out. The

 father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son

 "Go get your mother."