A bus carrying only ugly people
crashes into an oncoming truck and everyone inside dies. They then get to
meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced, he decides
to grant them one wish each
before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up and God asks the first one
what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous", and so God snaps His fingers and
it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be
gorgeous too". Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This
goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in
line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is
rolling on the floor, laughing his @ss off.
Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy
calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again"