Beer At Work !


       WHY BOOZE SHOULD BE SERVED AT  WORK

       16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED  AT WORK...

       1. It's an incentive to show  up.

       2. It leads to more honest  communications.

       3. It reduces complaints about low  pay.

       4. Employees tell management what they  think, not what they want to hear.

       5. It encourages car pooling.

       6. Increase job satisfaction because if  you have a bad job, you don't care.

       7. It eliminates vacations because  people would rather come to work.

       8. It makes fellow employees look  better.

       9. It makes the cafeteria food taste  better.

      10. Bosses are more likely to hand out  raises when they are wasted
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      11. Salary negotiations are a lot  more profitable.

      12. Employees work later since there's  no longer a need to relax at the bar.

      13. It makes everyone more open with  their ideas.

      14. Eliminates the need for employees  to get drunk on their lunch break.

      15. Employees no longer need coffee to  sober up.

      16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy  machine will no longer be seen as gross.

      Take a beer and send the truck to all  of your friends!

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