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"The EPA's budget was cut by almost $8 billion, including $370 million in the Clean Water Fund. Of course, we get all that clean water back when the glaciers melt from global warming." – Jay Leno
"North Korea has declared they have nuclear weapons, saying they need them to protect themselves from a hostile United States. President Bush said today North Korea has nothing to fear from America. He said 'don't these people understand we only attack countries that don't have weapons of mass destruction?' " -- Jay Leno
"Condoleezza Rice has warned Iran to stop its nuclear program. They say stop the nuclear program or face the next step. .... And the next step being fabrication of evidence and then we march right in." -- David Letterman
"Iraqi politicians are telling voters that if they don't vote for them, they will go to Hell. Imagine using religion to try and get votes. Thank God our people would not do that." -- Jay Leno
Sure you can trust the Government .... Just ask a whale or an Indian.
"Yesterday, Attorney General John Ashcroft said his farewells. He said in retirement he'll have time to do things he's never done before -- like read the Constitution." – Jay Leno
14 Defining Characteristics of Fascism
"That's my oldest. People never believe this, but he was a perfect child. College was another matter. But when he was a little boy, he'd put on his cowboy outfit and pretend he was Roy Rogers. He'd entertain himself for hours fighting
the bad guys -- or, as he called them, the axis of evil." -- Barbara Bush, describing her son, President Bush (San Francisco Chronicle, Feb. 24).
The Connecticut Cowboy
"I'm the commander, I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being the President. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation...."
"The truth is that Christian theology, like every other theology, is not
"I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave — with all five fingers — for their hospitality." --President Bush "All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats." - Groucho Marx Pentagon Crash on 9/11 Our Mission is what every true American wants!! Official Government Announcement “And it's amazing if you look at the electoral map right now, you can see that the Republicans control the entire South. Every state that had slavery is for George W. Bush."
–- Douglas Brinkley, presidential historian "You don't have a chance to be president. You'll become president when the Red Sox win the World Series." "The U.S. military is trying to figure out exactly who stole more than 380 tons of high explosives from a weapons facility after the fall
of Saddam Hussein. The CIA lost track of the explosives because they were hidden in containers marked 'explosives.' President Bush promised to hunt down those responsible, and of course by that, he means invade a totally unrelated country.'' –- Jon Stewart Definitions to Consider LIBERAL: adj 1: showing or characterized by broad-mindedness; "a broad political stance"; "generous and broad sympathies"; "a liberal newspaper"; "tolerant of his opponent's opinions" [syn:
broad, large-minded,
tolerant] 2: having political or social views favoring reform and progress 3: tolerant of change; not bound by authoritarianism, orthodoxy, or tradition [ant:
conservative] 4: given or giving freely; "was a big tipper"; "the bounteous goodness of God"; "bountiful compliments"; "a freehanded host"; "a handsome allowance";
"Saturday's child is loving and giving"; "a liberal backer of the arts"; "a munificent gift"; "her fond and openhanded grandfather" [syn: big,
bighearted, bounteous,
bountiful, freehanded,
handsome, giving,
openhanded] 5: not literal; "a loose interpretation of what she had been told"; "a free translation of the poem" [syn:
free, loose] n 1: a person who favors a political philosophy of progress
and reform and the protection of civil liberties [syn: progressive] [ant:
conservative] 2: a person who favors an economic theory of laissez-faire and self-regulating markets Definition direct from Dictionary.com CONSERVATIVE: adj 1: resistant to change [ant: liberal] 2: opposed to liberal reforms 3:
avoiding excess; "a conservative estimate" [syn: cautious] 4: unimaginatively conventional; "a colorful character in the buttoned-down, dull-gray world of business"- Newsweek [syn:
button-down, buttoned-down] 5: conforming
to the standards and conventions of the middle class; "a bourgeois mentality" [syn: bourgeois,
materialistic] n : a person who has conservative ideas or opinions [syn:
conservativist] [ant: liberal] Definition direct from Dictionary.com Remember.... Bush thinks LIBERAL is a Baaaaad word.... TRUE BIKERS ARE LIBERAL!!! Good Boy!!!! Compare Bush 10 Years ago and Now No One Died When Clinton Lied... Fallen Faces of Bush Because Blood is Thinner than Oil! "It's the Red Sox and the Cardinals, they're going to play each other in the World Series, well, for the first time since 1967. I mean, think about what life was like
back then. It was really different. We had a bad economy, an unpopular war, the President was from Texas. Thank God those days are over." -- Jay Leno
"Nixon was a professional politician, and I despised everything he stood for -- but if he were running for president this year against the evil Bush-Cheney gang, I would happily vote for him." – Hunter S. Thompson
" You get the feeling that if George Bush had been President during other periods in American history, he would have sided with the candle lobby against electricity, the buggy-makers against cars, and typewriter companies against computers." --Sen. John Kerry"I asked President Clinton what he and George Bush had in common. He replied that in eight days they both will be former presidents." -- John Kerry 10-25-04
94 REASONS NOT TO VOTE FOR GEORGE W. BUSH
This could be the last election where military service has any political currency. But just for the record, it's worth noting who really served among the heavyweights in each of the major political parties. There are some surprises here.
"It's great to be in the state of New Mexico, while George Bush is in the state of denial." -- John Kerry, New Mexico 10-11-04
"The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it." ~ Thomas Jefferson
Latest Update (9/16/04): 1617 Reasons to Boot Bush
"That's why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel." --George W. Bush, Erie, Pa.,
Sept. 4, 2004
"After the Republican National Convention ended, John Kerry gave a speech and said, 'The RNC stands for 'Really Not Compassionate.' In response, President Bush said, 'Oh yeah, well, the DNC stands for 'Bunch of Liberal Weenies.'" -- Conan O’Brien
"With the Republican convention in New York this week — this is a true story — a lot of delegates have been going to Broadway shows. Did you know that, a lot of them are going to Broadway shows, yeah. When asked about it, a spokesperson for the Republicans said, 'A lot of us are curious to see what gay people look like.'" -- Conan O'Brien
"But, you probably know, it's been crazy here during the convention. We have had naked people in the streets, we've had all-night parties, arrests, and that's just the Bush twins." -- David Letterman
"There are a lot of Republicans in the city, but don't worry, they will only be here until we are capable of self-rule, then they're leaving." -- David Letterman
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote! - Benjamin Franklin
Saudi Arabia's Crown Prince Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz(L), seen here with US President George W. Bush in 2003, presented the Bush family 130,000 dollars worth of fine jewelry(AFP/File/Luke Frazza)
"President Bush , he's out campaigning. He's taking a two-day bus ride through Michigan this week and I was thinking, well, in Michigan he's probably going to get a pretty good turnout since nobody in Michigan has a job to go to." David Letterman
Shaking Hands: Iraqi President Saddam Hussein greets Donald Rumsfeld, then special envoy of President Ronald Reagan, in Baghdad on December 20, 1983.
"On Friday, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld said that he was responsible for the abuse of the Iraqi prisoners. And today President Bush said the abuse was cruel and disgraceful and an affront to the most basic standards of morality and decency. And then he told
Rumsfeld he was doing a superb job." Jay Leno
"They remind me of teenagers who got their inheritance too soon and couldn't wait to blow it." --Bill Clinton on the Bush White House
Our Fearless Leader....
"You know I could run for governor but I'm basically a media creation. I've never done anything. I've worked for my dad. I worked in the oil business. But that's not the kind of profile you have to have to get elected to public office." ~ George W. Bush, 1989 ~
"I don't think he's stupid. I think we're stupid, because if we weren't, he wouldn't talk to us this way." –-Daily Show host Jon Stewart, on President Bush
"When the government fears the people there is liberty; when the people fear the government there is tyranny."
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